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  })();</description><title>sit still</title><generator>Tumblr (3.0; @sitstillimprov)</generator><link>http://sitstillimprov.tumblr.com/</link><item><title>An addiction is an addiction is an addiction.  And Barry is...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lrmgwgWKMM1qey4tdo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;An addiction is an addiction is an addiction.  And Barry is addicted to repeating himself.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://sitstillimprov.tumblr.com/post/10313135321</link><guid>http://sitstillimprov.tumblr.com/post/10313135321</guid><pubDate>Sat, 17 Sep 2011 08:01:06 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Somebody was once fool enough to ask Cleo what her favorite food...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lrme8qXyax1qey4tdo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Somebody was once fool enough to ask Cleo what her favorite food is.  It was two days and five showers later until they felt like a whole person again.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://sitstillimprov.tumblr.com/post/10287555211</link><guid>http://sitstillimprov.tumblr.com/post/10287555211</guid><pubDate>Fri, 16 Sep 2011 16:01:06 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Everyone in town talked about Dustin and his no good family of...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lrmd10dQpY1qey4tdo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Everyone in town talked about Dustin and his no good family of motorcycle gang-bangers that destroyed public property, private property and lives.  Dustin didn’t give a care.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://sitstillimprov.tumblr.com/post/10276584297</link><guid>http://sitstillimprov.tumblr.com/post/10276584297</guid><pubDate>Fri, 16 Sep 2011 09:17:24 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>After two and a half years of...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_llkh9jVGT21qey4tdo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;After two and a half years of ‘will-they-won’t-they’ tension, Ferdinand finally ate at White Castle.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://sitstillimprov.tumblr.com/post/5711161016</link><guid>http://sitstillimprov.tumblr.com/post/5711161016</guid><pubDate>Sat, 21 May 2011 17:32:08 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>If Duwain didn’t care then neither did Gladys and maybe...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ll9y0hVXTE1qey4tdo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;If Duwain didn’t care then neither did Gladys and maybe the last five years had been one big mistake.  Now… does Locks of Love &lt;em&gt;pay &lt;/em&gt;for hair, or is it a points system, or…&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://sitstillimprov.tumblr.com/post/5538102412</link><guid>http://sitstillimprov.tumblr.com/post/5538102412</guid><pubDate>Mon, 16 May 2011 01:00:00 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>This tree freaks Jeanine the hell out.  That van isn’t...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lkyxbauOJS1qey4tdo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;This tree freaks Jeanine the hell out.  That van isn’t helping either.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://sitstillimprov.tumblr.com/post/5355599236</link><guid>http://sitstillimprov.tumblr.com/post/5355599236</guid><pubDate>Tue, 10 May 2011 02:11:00 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Henry would consider doing “city year” but khaki...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lkkvavGfbh1qey4tdo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Henry would consider doing “city year” but khaki pants? Every day? Yeesh.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://sitstillimprov.tumblr.com/post/5135187494</link><guid>http://sitstillimprov.tumblr.com/post/5135187494</guid><pubDate>Mon, 02 May 2011 12:01:43 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Don’t sit next to Sit Still.</title><description>&lt;iframe width="400" height="325" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/UzgxdDFBAW4?wmode=transparent&amp;autohide=1&amp;egm=0&amp;hd=1&amp;iv_load_policy=3&amp;modestbranding=1&amp;rel=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen&gt;&lt;/iframe&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Don’t sit next to Sit Still.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://sitstillimprov.tumblr.com/post/5009100702</link><guid>http://sitstillimprov.tumblr.com/post/5009100702</guid><pubDate>Thu, 28 Apr 2011 04:59:04 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Not Penny’s Turtleneck</title><description>&lt;iframe width="400" height="243" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/N8J7AyRF8lw?wmode=transparent&amp;autohide=1&amp;egm=0&amp;hd=1&amp;iv_load_policy=3&amp;modestbranding=1&amp;rel=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen&gt;&lt;/iframe&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Not Penny’s Turtleneck&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://sitstillimprov.tumblr.com/post/4904968007</link><guid>http://sitstillimprov.tumblr.com/post/4904968007</guid><pubDate>Sun, 24 Apr 2011 15:25:06 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>we thought you might like this</title><description>&lt;iframe width="400" height="243" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/lZbcBIiQmT0?wmode=transparent&amp;autohide=1&amp;egm=0&amp;hd=1&amp;iv_load_policy=3&amp;modestbranding=1&amp;rel=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen&gt;&lt;/iframe&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;we thought you might like this&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://sitstillimprov.tumblr.com/post/4756827485</link><guid>http://sitstillimprov.tumblr.com/post/4756827485</guid><pubDate>Tue, 19 Apr 2011 16:38:54 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Cocktail hour was one of the highlights of the day until...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ljuzlkyCEb1qey4tdo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Cocktail hour was one of the highlights of the day until Geraldine went into
Recovery. 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Great work Manuel....</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lh4knrFf131qey4tdo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Ramon knew these pants would be too tight. Great work Manuel. Now the day was ruined!&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://sitstillimprov.tumblr.com/post/3483057639</link><guid>http://sitstillimprov.tumblr.com/post/3483057639</guid><pubDate>Thu, 24 Feb 2011 12:09:30 -0600</pubDate></item><item><title>I don’t know about you, but I’m having a good time.</title><description>&lt;iframe width="400" height="243" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/GrP052LVXyg?wmode=transparent&amp;autohide=1&amp;egm=0&amp;hd=1&amp;iv_load_policy=3&amp;modestbranding=1&amp;rel=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen&gt;&lt;/iframe&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;I don’t know about you, but I’m having a good time.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://sitstillimprov.tumblr.com/post/3416378441</link><guid>http://sitstillimprov.tumblr.com/post/3416378441</guid><pubDate>Sun, 20 Feb 2011 21:13:00 -0600</pubDate></item></channel></rss>
